sodamnrelatable:

 

“What is the capital of Peru?”

“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

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the-antidote-to-everything:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

raggedydean:

sherlockcrashedthetardis:

IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING

someone please reverse this gif

u r welcome

HOLY SHIT THANK U

dropped-my-koala:

marauder-ess:

sharp-midgardian-sword:

planetdoom:

andthis-is-whoiam:

durnesque-esque:

broadwaykelly:

somanyshipstoship:

lesbi-awesome:

supernaturalhobbit:

no-return-from-86:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

hiddlestonhug:

skullandridingcrop:

yourdearestwatson:

mranthonyeffingstark:

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flinstonevitamins:

me too sam

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niknak79:

Well played Mr.President

inthemindofasociopath:

shantasies:

realparadoxsocks:

icedmoriartini:

I want this cup badly.

Wow! Now I know the volume of Anderson’s brain. 

Want

Should this cup be your next b-day gift, Pauline XD?

brunettejubblies:

thebadkidblog:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”.  So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals. 

(Source: a-game-of-romance-and-winchester)